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When someone responds to the call of nature during a work-related conference call. People must take great care to mute their phone during said act or risk professional embarrassment.
You were extremely quiet during the conference call?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Nature
The act of playing call of duty while dunking your cock in boiling coffee.
I was so mad when i was call o' dunking with decaf coffee
the act of giving a guy head while another guy fucks your ear and both guys cum simultaneously
my ear hurts from that jersey phone call I got
A little stupid kid that decided to comment on something he knows nothing about. Someone who is so ignorant and shoved so far up their own booty that they can't comprehend that they have autism (not that there's anything wrong with autism)
Benny: JIMMY! You are such a the one they call nasty!
Jimmy: Eat my socks!
When a person is really slow to react, like in Call of Duty when you lag.
Person 1: Hey dude! Your girlfriend cheated on you!
Person 2: *quietly stands there for 30 seconds* SHE WHAT?!
Person 1: Man, you've got that Call of Duty Lag.
When somebody wants to feel good about themselves, when they call you because they know you will provide the validation that they need.
My ex must have been feeling down after breaking up with her new boyfriend. She called me for an emotional booty call.
The standard and possibly the most silencing response to a spouse who periodically may become irritated with your annoying and barely tolerable habits.
When I complain about one of his many ingrained and obnoxious habits, my husband often utters, “it’s called living with somebody,” spoken in a softly mellifluous voice.