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alabama cold pocket

The art of defecating inside of a woman's vagina. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have sexual intercourse in this situation.

Tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to poop he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an Alabama cold pocket.

by my names karl December 8, 2016

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cold frosty on the beach

A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.

Wendy gave Dave Thomas a cold frosty on the beach.

by junkstuff July 25, 2011

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Cold Spring Harbor

Cold Spring Harbor is the name of Billy Joel's Frist Solo LP witch was released in 1971 on the family productions lable though it didn't get much air play due to the fact the album got sped up & masterd at the wrong speed in 1983 sony music Remixed edited and re-released the album at the corrected speed

After Playing Keybords in Past bands Billy Joel Released his frist solo album Cold Spring Harbor

by Billy Joel Fan January 21, 2005

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cold dog mack

To spit your best game. To try and pick up a chick.

1. "Yo did you see Willie? He was trying to cold dog mack on Caitlin."
"What can I say? She did look fine"

2. "Stop cold dog macking on her, she's mup"

by RodFromAveQ January 24, 2008

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cold frosty one

Cumming in a girls mouth while drinking a cold beer. She then gargles the cum and spits the "Frosty bubbly cum" back on the head of your penis.Leaving a frosty foamy head.

My beer after work was good but the cold frosty one my wife gave me was better.

by sir crank alot December 9, 2018

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Cold, Goth Truth

1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama

2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).

3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future

lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal

person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..

lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....

person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.

lame person: huh? what'd you say?

person...: huh? what?

by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009

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Cold Soggy Corn

Someone who is sad and depressing. A person who always rains on the parade and spoils fun times.

The term comes from the fact that cold, soggy corn is just about the most depressing type of food in existence.

Guy 1: Man, this party is gonna be awesome. We are so gonna get laid!

Guy 2: I doubt it. I doubt I'll even talk to any girls. I never do. I suck at talking to girls.

Guy 1: Man, quit being such cold soggy corn!

by TimeBaum August 30, 2011

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