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the act of drinking a energy drink and then fucking a girl so hard and fast that the condom desenagrates
here comes the STORM! I'm gonna tap you SO HARD!!!
When forced to explain something that’s obvious “come on swag”
When someone flakes. “Ahh come on swag”
When someone does/says something dumb. Kinda like saying “come on man”... “come on swag”
Hey Brian get on COD. What for? So I can carry y’all? Come on swag!
Come dump is the same as cum dump but are trying too be secretly about it.
person 1: This is the come dump and go
person 2: sooooo the cum dump and go
person 1: yeah.........
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a person who has already reached a higher levels of existence and ironically called "refuse to come back " because he actually can't
damn we be chillin last nigh and since than josh refuse to come back
When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
Not a whore, but a whore on the come up. A girl/guy that thinks kissing everyone isn’t making them a whore bc they’re not having sex.
Brad: yo that girl a hoe
Tony: nah she a come up hoe, she only has one body
Brad: yea she be kissin everybody
Staying on the grind with sports. never giving up, and doing a lot better than you did last year.
I didn’t make the basketball team this year. I’m going to practice every day during off season. So that next year I make the team and be even better than I was before. So I’m coming for the throne