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corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.

sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


pop corn bag licker

One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.

" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"

by Marrukawa April 23, 2007

24πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


100% white corn

Term used to describe anything in the universe that's the pinnacle of perfection and bad-assness.

How was the party, dude? Off the hook 100% white corn.

by party king May 3, 2008

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Corn Huskers Lotion

What my father uses when he's alone in the house.

My dad must've been using corn huskers lotion, this sock is wet and sticky.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Corned beef taco

What your stinky vagina smells like after a long night of drinking where you slept in an alley outside the bar you were drinking at. Fish beer and regret

Got laid in the alley last night by a girl with corned beef taco

by Twiisted Tee March 16, 2019

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


corn curl wigy

Noun. masculin. Urban legend says a specific breed of males in corn curl eating nations have wigies the shape of corn curls in prepubescent years.
see definitation of "wigy" for further explanation

My wigy looks like a pickle. Yeah, well mine looks like a corn curl wigy.

by Kanawanka December 11, 2013

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger

A burger served with corn salsa!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger, it comes with corn salsa!"

by America Lover πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ November 17, 2018

60πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž