Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

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do outs

A way of telling some one to leave/go away/get out/get lost.

1. Do outs! I got bare uni work to do.
2. Fatosh I stole your phrase, now DO OUTS!! :)

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Numero Dos

When somone has to take a raging shit very quickly or else they will explode in their pants.

Hence the saying "numero dos andele!"

- Stated by Nick Swardson's character Jeff in the 2006 comedy film Grandma's Boy.

- Geez, I've got to take a righteous dump. Numero dos!

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Doing Laundry

v. Code word for drinking alcohol. Can commonly be confused with actually washing clothing; can lead to confusing conversations.

Emily: What are we doing tonight?

Laura: Doing laundry. ;)

Emily: Great. Where's the detergent?

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booty do

When a persons "tummy" sticks out furtha than their "BOOTY DO"!

Damn, that nigga has a booty do

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do what?

exclamation of surprise over something that has been said

Braden's gay? DO WHAT?????

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do it for the gram

used by people , mainly teens , who use instagram a lot

"You see this.... I DO IT FOR THE GRAM!"

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