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A group of small Asian men dress up as ninjas and dragons. They wait in an alley jerking off, and then when they are about to cum, they find an even smaller Asian woman, circle around her and then cum on her.
Jack: "*Generic Asian Name* Was at the dragon circle last night."
Mark: "Yeah, I heard about it on the news."
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Dragon heart is a vital organ of dragons sometimes when a man is dying a dragon gives half of there heart to save them from death
Geoff was saved by a half of a dragon heart given by drake himself
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Collecting a lot of books/movies/funny pictures or other resources that you never plan to use/view/open again.
Typically people with dragon syndrome have thousands of ebooks on their drives which they never intend to read. It may make them feel superior.
A: Oh man, could you borrow me your external HDD? I need to move some very important files.
B: Sorry man, my drive is totally full. I have there all those movies...
A: But you have seen those already, it's not like you are going to watch them ever again!
B: Yeah but I need them!
A: Clearly you have a dragon syndrome.
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Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, tell her to, "make a wish bitch," smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she will become an Enchanted, Angry Dragon.
I gave your mom an Enchanted Dragon last night
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When you have smoke still coming out of your mouth and you try to talk after hitting a huge blunt.
Shit, that blunt gave me dragon’s breath.
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This is when you are receiving Oral Sex and right after you cum in her mouth before she swallows it you grab her throat causing her to choke, caugh and spit it up shooting it out of her mouth. Her making all the drowning noises makes it even better.
How come the Drowning Dragon never made an appearance in the movie Dragon Heart. I guess they should make a X rated version so I can see a chick choke on the mans happy ending.
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A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
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