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"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!
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To hit the "Wettest" Vagina, "She got that "Aquafina"
"Shorty Pus*sy was wetter than a Cup of water bruh...I just f*cked a cup of water
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Banter in which the classic English poem Fee Fi Fo Fum is edited for the purpose of banter. It is known in the British advert for weetabix where the tiny little dickhead boy says FEE FI FO FIX IVE JUST HAD MY WEETABIX
Fee Fi Fo Fick I just fiddled with my dick
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S M F otherwise known as Sergio Mora Fan, but to me it means Smart, Motivated, Funny. He is a man that is extremely loyal, and is know in many boxing forums, to defend the Latin Snake to the very end. Even when fans of Peter Manfredo Jr get vulgar, and make personal attacks on him, he just lets it roll off his back. He is a man that is very selective in who he befriends, but once he does, he is the best friend you could ever want. He is giving, big-hearted, helpful, kind, creative, humorous, and so much more. He is, the best part of my heart.
I believe in fate, and just when I needed it, God brought S M F into my life.
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you: F my mom is dead
me: the F letter ?
you : no
me : ?
me : THE F LETTER !
you : THE F WORD AND NOT THE LETTER
me : OK
F im gonna hard kick my ass with the dictionnary
THE F WORD AND NOT THE LETTER
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A phrase used by pro wrestler Cody Rhodes mocking the WWE tag-team "The Revival"
1, 2, 3, FTR (F**k The Revival)!!
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When one is trying to find their Handkerchief as they are about to sneeze
I'm going to sneeze - where's my Ahh Ahhhh handk-AH CHOO-f...
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