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Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor
P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
when you shit in their gas tank
Why are you shitting in my gas tank?
It's Free Gas
When you suck a fart out of her ass and blow it into her vagina.
Had a bit of truffle gas last night, she was not amused.
Someone who lies or says something that really couldn't possibly happen.
Teacher: And that's why x=y
Boy: No it's Z you gas tap!
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Boy 1: I heard Sally went out with Mike on Friday
Boy 2: No she didn't, you gas tap.
When you are having sexual intercourse with someone and they are face down. Lean in and whisper “Babe, I have to tell you something ....”. When they reply, fart the loudest, longest fart you can muster and hold on for The Gas Powered Bull Ride.
Bro, last night I ate hella broccoli and had mad gas and I went on a gas powered bull ride.
(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc
"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"