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November 23rd
Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”
More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.
“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”
Typical white girl with Starbucks and instagram standards
"My cringy girlfriend is getting on my last nerve ."
I want to fuck you again
He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text
Similar to weighbridge in that it takes loads all day
Scifers girlfriend took everything I had the other day!
Michael : "That Patricia is always with John."
Kyle:"Yeah, she is an ensuite girlfriend."
When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
Wow, my girlfriend hates me.