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a gay thing you use to be gay and put up your ass
shit where’s my hammer
The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.
Someone or something which is very good.
"that new Drake track is hammers"
Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided, inertial impact delivery device
I used a hammer to drive the nail into the piece of wood.
Crap! I dropped my shingling hammer off the roof and it landed on my mother-in-law's head.
Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided internal impact delivery device. A hammer is usually used for driving nails, forming metal, beating various natural or man materials into submission, or for the purpose of causing extensive damage to expensive or valuable items. The various types of hammer used by ordinary purposes are of the claw, ball peen, body, sledge, or rubber / wooden mallets.
Why is it is that every time somebody is killed with a hammer it is always a ball peen hammer?
"Fuck! I just smashed my thumb driving a nail and I've got blood all over the place."
When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer
Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night
Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer