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When you are witnessing a couple with many chidren who are trying to wrangle them in, trying to turn chaos into what appears to be order.
When a girl walks in to TGIFridays and notices the large family of young children trying to have dinner all at once, she walks by and looks to her friends to say " Holy Jon & Kate Plus 8!"
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a private school in johns creek for faggots who think they are better than everyone else. everyone is irrelevant and ugly.
Tom: Hey! I heard you were gay!
David: Yeah because i go to Holy Redeemer Catholic School
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Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.
Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster
Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.
An act of shoving a holy book down one's throat (or fingers when typing over the internet).
Amey: I find it fascinating that God is praised for the same ol' world that ever lived and today we blame one another for.
TJay: Your whole diatribe is baseless & not based on the Bible at all.
Amey: I wasn't talking about The Bible.
TJay: Religions per say, are not neccessarily based on the Bible, so blaming God himself for what 'others' say about the Bible, doesn't make their statements true does it!? Here is the the solution: First..READ The ACTUAL BIBLE. Gain therfore HIS thoughts, not mans. And then make your considered opinion.
Amey: Don't deep-throat a holy book unto me.
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monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...
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A phrase used when a trans catgirl hacker obtains the no-fly list from the TSA.
"holy shit, we actually have the nofly list. holy fucking bingle. what?! :3"
In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.
The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come