One Super Human Partymansleaze

Colloquial Term for group of Players

Mr Blue and Mr Green are always out sleazing round girls... they are just One Super Human Partymansleaze"

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idiot human rights activist

that one person who calls you receipt because you said the word black

guy that works someplace: what color would you like your car to be?
broi: um..... black?
idiot human rights activist: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????? THATS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

broi: bruh, i just said black, WHAT ELSE AM I SPOSSED TO SAY???????
idiot human rights activist: um IDK, SHOWDOW?
broi: bruh those are two diffrent things fool

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Poor excuse for a human being

Donald Trump

Ew, don't be a Donald Trump. He's a poor excuse for a human being.

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human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.

Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...

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Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

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Human Polenta-pede Burger

A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"

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Human Torch That Ho

When you're fucking a girl, then light a match and burn her ass with it. She then screams and you say, "You just got human torched!"

"Did you human torch that ho last night?"

"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"

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