when you want someone that you probably don't like to starve.
Adam: I haven't eaten in a week omg i am so hungry
Billy: I hope you starve
What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”
“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”
something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.
Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
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Used when a person loves the other the most and automatically makes them the winner in the who loves each other more argument.
Casey: “I love you the most”
Mel: “I love you the mostest”
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.
NEVER RUN!!!
Anddddd we lost.
I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
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