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1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.
2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.
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After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"
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Whitey's evil plan to keep the black man down. See also nazi government.
Yo, the United States Federal Government has a a crazy trip on yo ass.
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A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.
"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."
"BGSU-CKS!"
"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."
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An antiquated institution housing many of the Beaver State's mentally ill, including hundreds of criminally insane sex offenders.
There is nothing likable about the place, in fact, it's just about up there with Devil's Island, Auschwitz and Abu Ghraib. The movie "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" featuring Jack Nicholson was filmed in a building that has now been demolished.
The jury finds you not guilty by reason of insanity of twenty counts of first-degree murder. You will be sent to Oregon State Hospital for the rest of your life.
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A country that the rest of the world hates because they want to be like them.
"We don't want to be like the rest of the world. We want to be like the United States of America." -Marco Rubio
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Unlike what most people say it is not "better" than the army or any other branch. Each branch has it's on set of jobs and application in times of war. If the Marines were the best (as most military illiterate people think) we wouldn't need anyone else. Also the statement of them being the toughest is almost completely untrue. The statement itself is too ambiguous. Most recruits make it through Marine BCT while other branches have more strenuous training regimen than the overrated "Crucible".
Me- "I train everyday in hopes in one day being a SEAL team member. The dropout from Indoctrination through BUD/s and SQT is over 95% so I'm not going to slack on any of my preparation."
Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"
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