Pickle Rick

A talking pickle that names himself "Pickle Rick" and brags about himself being a talking pickle and nobody can stop him

I draw face on a pickle, resembling rick from Rick and Morty and with it I go to my bedroom, I take all my clothes off and start shoving the pickle up my anus. I start to moan and scream Pickle Rick as he is my idol and a fetish I can't rid of my nature. I go faster and deeper into my anus with Pickle Rick and used another pickle and start to deep-throat the shit out of it whilst trying to scream out Pickle Rick. I was now cleansed from my horniness and ate the pickle I used to shove up my ass. Now I was pleased and hoping that one day Pickle Rick will come and fuck me so hard I actually become pregnant with his child.

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that's the way the pickle squirts

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

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pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.

Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.

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kool aid pickle

A term created by "NLE choppa" that means, very sloppy or "tasty".

Bitch suck a dick like a "kool aid pickle".
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Damn homie your sister said my dick taste like a "kool aid pickle"

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Evil Bastard with pickle

1, Person who is evil... and has a pickle.
2, User/eater of pickle, who is evil
3, George Biggs

"Oh my god, george is coming, he's such an evil bastard with pickle."
"Jesus feckin christ look at that evil bastard with pickle."

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Artic Ice Pickle

When a man takes a huge dump into a condom, puts it in the freezer until it is frozen, then the girl uses it as a dildo

"I heard old Ms.Habernackel used little timmys corn filled artic ice pickle."

"EWWWWWWWWW thats gross"

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fahrenheit pickle

a movie that derk and ali are going to make

"Fuck that Fahrenheit 9/11 crap! Lets go see Farenheit Pickle instead!!" "totally!"

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