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A well-endowed erection so majestic that the tip is hidden in the clouds
Boi: hey girl you know what you're about to have in common with Jack
Thot: no and who's Jack?
Boi: you're gonna be climbing something reaching so far in the air that you can't see where it ends from down here but it's no beanstalk 😈 it's a Skin Skyscraper
this is the smeggzyest fart night skin is the hoal grail of fork and knives ever, this seggs skin will multiply your semen production by how many pupic hairz.
the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.
A skin slope happens post nursing after your boobs have been filled with mothers milk after they have been deflated by suckling infant children. You are left with sagging skin and a nipple.
Oh man my boobs used to be taught and percky but post nursing im left with saggy skin slopes
A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.
My favorite restaurant is skinners noodles. They always put the perfect amount of human skin on their noodles.
A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.
I love the skinners noodle restaurant, they always put just the right amount of human skin into their noodles.
A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.
Skinner's noodles is my favorite restaurant. They always put the perfect amount of human skin into their noodles.
a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat