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What you call somebody who has made you mad.
That fuck cake cut me off twice today!
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When you're getting a handjob and you finish but they keep going getting it all over.
Frank: "Dude Megan was giving me a handjob and it was awesome until she started frosting the cake"
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A massive homosexual, or faggot as you can call them.
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Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.
A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.
"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"
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A total douche or a painful situation.
"Hey look at that massive anus cake!"
"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."
"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."
"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."
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When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere
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Cake and Cunnilingus
Celebrated APRIL 14TH
Seriously though, C&C Day was invented as a response to STEAK AND JOB DAY!! a day in which MEN get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.
It's April 14th got my Cake And Cunnilingus
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