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that one friend who kept saying "your mom" every single fucking time an argument starts...
Me: yo give back my loot back!!!
That friend: I'll give it to your MOM!
Me: *disconnects* RazerRed666 left the game
Something I fuck often
BLM 😩
(Bang local moms)
Jimmy: I was pulling out the drive way right-
Preston: I was pulling out of your MOM last night.
The biggest thing in the universe
Scientists have not yet fully understood the true size of your mom.
Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐
"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"
You say this when someone insults you.
"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."
This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!