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noun. Form of commenting on facebook whereby a string of bland or awkward comments, typically between two people, end with the last comment being 'liked', invariably due to the other person wanting the conversation to end.
origin: early 21st Century, based on burning the end of a rope to prevent further fraying.
facebooker A: "woa nice photo!!!"
facebooker B: "thanks xoxo hows u?"
facebooker A: "fine thnx lol!!! hey nice wether isnt it?"
facebooker B: "yea lmao why cant it be like this allll da time!"
facebooker A: "lulz ano right" (facebooker B likes this)
This ending is typical of a 'burnt end'.
Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
someone dies but its kid friendly
Man 1: ey man i heard that the team working on gta 6 got game ended
man 2: oh
An alternate ending of the famous 177013 doujin where we see Josuke Higashikata, a jojo's bizarre adventure charachter who can heal persons. During his appearance using the manga panels, he heals the girl from 177013, thus giving her a good ending.
"Man, 177013 is truly sad, i feel bad for her"
"Don't worry, read the josuke ending, you'll pray it's canon"
The days approaching the end of society as we know it; be it from divine intervention, corrupt politicians, a revolution, total dystopia, or extinction/enslavement of the human species.
Synonyms: rapture, apocalypse, judgement day, dystopia
Those damn politicians keep passing laws to control people, we either revolt or comply, either way, we are getting closer to the end of days
A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.
Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."
Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."
If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.
When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face