bend a fresh biscuit

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)

Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.

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butter your biscuits

After performing anal intercourse, ejaculating over the buttocks.

"I was riding her rump last night, and as soon as I came, I buttered her biscuits good"!

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Chicken in a biscuit

The act of putting a chicken leg in a skank's vag with a yeast infection and then proceeding to eat it out.

Spanky : I can't believe Amber wanted to give me a chicken in a biscuit last night. Gross!

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chuck biscuits

The act of vomiting profusely after an insanely gut wrenching ride at the fair or an amusment park, particularly after indulging in a greasy, disgusting carnival entree.

We rode that coaster 16 times. Whoo! I had to chuck biscuits after I stumbled off!

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biscuit busta

A biscuit busta is a person, normally fat, and eats a lot.

Tom is a freaking biscuit busta tonight!

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Carpet Biscuits

A narrow excretion left on ones carpet

Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.

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Shoot the Biscuit

A game that involves a group of guys in a circle jerk around a biscuit. The last one to jizz onto the Biscuit is the loser and has to eat the biscuit.

Guy #1: I fucking hate Alberta cowboys.
Guy #2: Why
Guy #1: Those fucking faggots always play shoot the biscuit!

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