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Beating your meat
Masturbating (males)
Just stop and reflect (marrying your right hand)
Quote from Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), describing the continuing backhanded behavior of right-wing groups to undermine left-wing or moderate advancements.
The efforts of the religious right against the moderate Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) during the 2000 primaries are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
The impeachment of Clinton, the outcome of the Flordia recount, the California recall election, and redistricting in Texas all prove the existence of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Fox News is the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
When my conservative roommate eats all my Cheetos®, some people say it's just because he's rude, but I know it's part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
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A phrase used to convey to others that life is going well. You are looking down at the grass as opposed to looking up at it (when you are buried).
"How are things with you these days?"
"I can't complain. Looking at the right side of the grass!"
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An amendment proposed to provide the same rights to vampires as are given to humans, i.e, they can own property, vote, etc. in the television show True Blood.
Bill Compton took over his family home after one of his relatives died. He began renovations assuming that the Vampire Rights Amendment (VRA) would pass. (characters in True Blood)
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A term used out of ignorance to refer to people that feel strongly about animal cruelty and want non-human animal to be treated with respect. Some people fail to understand that non-human animals can suffer both physically and emotionally just like humans can and so think it's ridiculous that anyone would care about the suffering of an animal. Animal rights nuts do not have their priorities wrong just because they choose animal rights as their main concern and this does not mean that they care about non-humans more than humans it just means that they can extend there compassion beyond their own species. Whether you want to believe it or not animals suffer a lot for people's trivial gains such as food that you don't need and fur and leather that you do not need. And people who use the term animal rights nut think that it's wrong people care about this and want to stop it.
Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: An animal rights nut.
Guy 1: Oh so she believes that suffering of an animal is wrong?
Guy 2: Yeah, ridiculous right?
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-when someone decides to end an argument with a sarcastic annoyance by saying "whatever your right im wrong"
-especially in an argument when they know that they in fact are wrong and just want to avoid looking dumb by making you seem as though you're argumentative and always try to be right
person: your so unbelievable, i know for a fact that she didnt mean it like that
chloe cason: watever, you're right im wrong. your always right. :)
--person proceeds to have no idea how to respond to that--
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After you finish in a beour, so you knock her out so that she doesn’t remember that your the daddy afterwards
The condom broke last night, so I gave her the left right goodnight - R.B.
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