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When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.
When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.
When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures
Hey bro! Today it's National Jerk day, I'm gonna masturbate.
Pretending to eat pussy with your fingers in a V and stroking your cock at the same time.
Gator was hitting the muckbarn jerk in front of the bitches last night.