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When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.
I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!
noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
The motion people do when they're shaking up a protein powder in water/milk and they jerk the bottle everywhere
"What's that guy doing?"
"Oh, he's gym jerking"
When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.
The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.
In the Nordic highlands, it was widely though to be rude when prince's of lords would pick their teeth with their fingers in a jerking motion, while speaking ill of their house.
This custom was adopted by the Europeans in the 1600's
When your son is mouthing off, when he should be zipin' the lip. He's being a mouth jerk