spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."
"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"
"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
A over used game on khan academy in a christian private school. Also an addiction on rainy days and known to be rage quit when the teacher closes it out.
Hey what level are you on in helix jump?
An over used game for passing time in private christian school classes.
Hey what level are you on in helix jump?
Double Jumping is repeating the same action/perception in certain situations, twice in a row.
One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*