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Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:
-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats
-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.
-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez
there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
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The type of girl (typically in a sorority) to drink half a white claw and have sex with a sorority sister and wake up in the morning and never speak of the night again in fear of rejection.
Dude I think amber fucked tammylin last night at that party. Tammylin told me amber ghosted her after they woke up in bed together. I think they’re white claw lesbians
A woman who begins to live as (or identify as) a lesbian after experiencing one or more heterosexual relationships.
After 2 failed marriages, 6 kids, and a lot of unhappiness, Sandra gave up on men, changed teams and became a second generation lesbian.
6th graders favorite comeback, its WAY WORSE than "your mom gay" like if you say it, the person you saying it too dies, like DAYYUM
bob: hey Steve, your dad lesbian.
steve: *dies instantly*
Wall of pillows between two men to protect them from being called gay
We better set up a Lesbian protection barrier because were not gay
A box of Hefty Trash Bags.
I always lesbian moving supplies in my trunk just in case I come home and Rhoda has my stuff thrown on the porch.
For men, The fear that the girl you like will turn out to be gay.
“Man I really like Jessica, but I’ve got a paranoid lesbian theory”