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a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug
october 23
hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.
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National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
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On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission
Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!
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Being Homeschooled
Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.
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December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!
Have fun slapping those little pests!
Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"
Amanda "JOE N-"
Joe "slaps her"
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The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*
It allows any type of abuse.
13 June, National abuse a short person day
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A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.
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