that dog don't hunt

1. a way of saying a particular man is a homosexual, wimp or sissy. used by the Bush administration in the campaign against Kerry by using a picture of a fox hound wearing a tutu with the caption "that dog don't hunt," referring to the eventual state of the nation if Kerry had won.

2. a way of saying you or someone else is not interested in a particular activity.

Joe: <to Rick> I heard you were going to go rock climbing with Jim tomorrow.

Rick: uh uh, that dog don't hunt.

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I don't care bear

the little kindergarten kid that smelled like piss, and played with carebears in the corner

hey you wanna play power rangers kid?

don't talk to him thats the "I don't care bear!"

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she don't know sick'em!

Southern Ontario rural-ism, meaning, she is dumber than a dog... The longer version of the phrase, which is seldom spoken, is "She don't know sick'em from fetch!"

Did you hear your Aunt Sue, arguing around the table with everyone?! There is something WRONG with that woman! She don't know sick'em!

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what is this i don't even

When a typical internet loser that knows nothing outside of dated internet memes doesn't understand what you're talking about, this is what they tell you.

What is this I don't even = This isn't one of the six memes I know, so it confuses and/or threatens me

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Don't come the cunt, cunt!

Informing your mate he is being an arse.

Your mate is trying to give you some shit

Dougie: Alright

Angus: Your Round

Dougie Don't come the cunt, cunt!

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long hair don't care

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.

B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.

Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.

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don't mack on my nine

A phrase created after some one misheard "back in year nine...".
Now accepted as a faux-ghetto slang term. Can be used at any random interval but works well if some one has offended or insulted you in any way.

Man 1: You're a knob
Man 2: Don't mack on my nine

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