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When you're eating Ramen but you ask for more noodles and you dont remember what the correct term is. More commonly called, Kaedama
"hey, do you guys to the whole noodle reload thingy?"
"you mean Kaedama?"
"that's the one!"
A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.
I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!
A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!
jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!
you: woah man that is funky noodle!!
A nipple that extends beyond reach
Oh geez my noodle nipple just got caught in the window. (Ouch)
When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.
Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.
Noodle frisking involved getting your dick stroked by a stranger on the subway.
Oy mate! I just got noodle frisked on the trolley on my way to the pub.