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real estate agent

Used by guys in their late-twenties, early-thirties when unemployed/ living off their trust fund. Requires lots of dinner meetings, drinks out, golf and fishing. Only property ever bought/sold is for their dad. Often in need of rehab and sometimes known as a douchebag.

"What's Joe up to these days?"
"Oh, he's a "real estate agent" in Charleston, so basically, nothing but drinking."

by ex-pat May 27, 2007

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Real Satan Hours

1. The time of day around 7:06 pm (6:66 pm) and 3:30 am when you can call upon the spirits or worship any evil being of your belief (Satan, Cthulhu, the Kraken, etc.)
2. You can also curse in any christian server when it is the real Satan hours

Johnathan: Hey, so do we start the ritual now?
Josh: No man, it is 6:00, wait six more minutes so that the real Satan hours could officially start.

Kenneth: Why the frik did that creeper steal my diamonds?
Josh: Hey!! No CUrsIng In mY ChrisTIan SerVeR!!
Kenneth: but it's 7:08, It is the Real Satan Hours.
Josh: Darn

by scarez_was_here October 4, 2017

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real talk conversation

it's like a feelings meeting, but harsher and more direct

Let's have a real talk conversation

by CFLuent February 18, 2022


Real Green Moment

The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later

I didnโ€™t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment

by Gibdobus November 7, 2023


Real ass nigga

A nigga in which you can trust to be by yo side no matta what the crime is

I robbed a gas station and almost got caught by the cops but donqavias is a real ass nigga and picked me up to get away.

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 8, 2023

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real life swag

when the swag is in real life

bro youre pretty real life swag
thanks bro you too

bro
bro

by Real Life Swag June 20, 2020


real ass mf

A mf that drives a green grandma vehicle and occasionally runs into burning buildings to save puppies

That mf maple is one real ass mf, I saw her run into a burning building and come out with 3 puppies in her arms, and one was pregnant!"

by Yourgrandmasfavorite November 5, 2022