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A slang term that defines the act of drinking alcoholic beverages before heading to a bar or night club. The reasoning for this is so that once you arrive at your party place, you would already be feeling the effects of what you had previously drank, therefore limiting your need to purchase additional (overpriced) drinks at the bar. This saves you money and time if your goal is to get drunk.
Origin: Canada
I did Project Old School before coming to this club cause the drinks here are so expensive and I only got $20 bucks to spend and I wanna get drunk!
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8 year olds are very annoying people who chat like they are little kids while on some random minecraft server or whatnot.
Example: An 8 year old just said something in really fucking broken english like a little kid.
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The fourth, and final, stage of a white guy's life which, if arrived at in an average fashion, provides for a comfortable resting period before becoming a dead white guy.
Yeah, that mother fucker there got it pretty good.
Yup, he's an old white guy.
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The age at which one may party.
Cop- How old are you?
Chair- Old enough to party
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1 see Dirty Needle
2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.
Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct
You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle
I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.
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People older than 10, but younger than 12. Typically, they own webhosting companies.
11 year old: omg onemegabite hosting for $550590 A MONTH!!!!
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A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
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