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When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer
I was about to kiss her when I totally got Cop Blocked because he said I was trespassing
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Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.
Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"
Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"
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Kind of like a cock block, but when on Call of Duty playing Search and Destroy with another person, and someone else joins you and forces you out of private chat.
Me and Fag Bag were playing Search then Winters joined and PC blocked us.
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Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.
A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'
'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'
'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
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The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.
Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.
A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...
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An applicable method of removing an asshole from ones life.
Girl, you need to install Ass Block and get him out of your life!
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Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.
Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.
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