make a phone call

To throw up after drinking lots of booze. A phrase used to let your buddies know you are gonna go and heave somewhere, but fool the hoes so they don't know you drink like a lady.

You feel like you are gonna throw up and say: "Hey ladies, I gotta go *make a phone call*, I'll be right back"

Or... Jim says to his buddies... "That guy is totally wasted, bet he needs to *make a phone call*"

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Making grilled cheese

A gender-neutral euphemism for masturbating. Generally done in between the periods of saying goodnight to someone and actually going to sleep.

I said goodnight, but i'm actually making grilled cheese.

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Make it didn't happen

A term used when you wished that something that happened, hadn't happened.

My girls pregnant! Make it didn't happen!!

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I didn't make it

When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.

I stopped on the highway but I didn't make it.

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competitive sandwich making

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.

sorry i have a competitive sandwich making match today... I can't hang out!

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Didn’t make the cut

Basically means ya face is ugly

Yasni: yeah my face didn’t make the cut on that picture

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making chocolate milk

simular to juicing a lemon but insted of her pussy you squeeze her ass so hard that her shit come comes out in liquid form

yum yum chocolate milk

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