A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.
The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.
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When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.
Beautiful.
Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"
Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"
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To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.
"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."
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Fake semen or urine used in film or roleplay
Billy got out the Mock Pistol Soup and made his own effort look exceedingly impressive
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When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.
Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!
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no mug? are you high? all you need is a red pong cup and a spoon. coffee soup!
you just smoked a lil somethin somethin and well, pertaining to college students, you're broke and all you've got in your dorm is some ground coffee, beer pong necessities, a coffee maker and spoons. since you're blasteed, you turn into a god and konw just whast to do. coffee + pong cup + spoon = coffee soup
noun: "Sally, this coffee soup spoon is very smooth"
"Why take you Donna"
verb: "Norma, let's coffee soup!!"
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