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When one must urinate during combat, a training exercise, airsoft match, or any military-related situation in which a person must be stationary for an extended period of time.
While waiting for the enemy to pass through our ambush area I was lying in the prone position. I had to pee so bad, so I rolled over onto my side and took a tactical piss because I could not leave my position.
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I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!
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A colloquial slang term for Mountain Dew.
Dude, why do you drink that llama piss?
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The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.
She sat, and her piss flaps chattered
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the act of doing 10 push-ups right after going pee.
drunk people need to do more push-ups and when you drink you pee a lot!
guy 1: Dude i have to take a fat piss!
guy 2: Dont forget to do your piss-ups
guy 1: im going to be riped by the end of the night!
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A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.
"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."
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something that comes out of the end of a cats tiny cock
there is cat piss on the floor
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