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down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

by Muffinman16 March 21, 2017


Post-scran-scran

A meal eaten after the main meal.
It might be just a snack or another entire meal depending on your hunger, appetite and stamina.
Always savory and not sweet like duff, pre-scran-duff or post-duff-duff.

A couple of hours after a meal you might get the munchies and order in a kebab, or a curry.
After a meal out in a fancy restaurant you might still be hungry and go for some post-scran-scran at macdonalds.

by Napa Ben April 15, 2011


Post Poop Clarity

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

by Poop handler June 3, 2023


No Post-farm September

some madafaka by the name of "Brutus" said "no post farm September" and that got my attention so

some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)

a guy: no post-farm september guys!!
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo

by Green-Opolis August 29, 2022


Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.

Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.

by FlowFi November 10, 2020


Post-Nut Munchies

That great feeling of hunger you get when you finish spamming your ham, debugging your hard drive, or any other act of that nature.

Friend 1: Ahh man, I just got done wanking my willy and I am super hungry. I have the post-nut munchies
Friend 2: What the fuck

by PackedRaccoon June 30, 2022


Post Party Depression

The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.

Why are you so sad and distant every day after we all drink?

It's my post party depression.

by Nik-nak May 26, 2020