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Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 25, 2016


Get Pumped

Smacking the hell out of a hillbilly named Kev

Person 1: if you want to get pumped I’m your guy
Person 2: you want to pump my stump? You are so gay dude

Person 1: no you

by GOODBYECLOWN June 6, 2024


Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017


Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.

Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”

by Ploozy June 18, 2024


central pump

The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.

Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump

by IamFyaDwagon February 6, 2021


pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 19, 2021


rust bykle pump

when you beat someone on for honour but you've already had a week ban from psn and don't want to call them a cunt so you respond to their hate with 'your are rust bykle pump' just to let em know.

mate you yeah, your are rust bykle pump

by The Rush-in Recruit April 15, 2019