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When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!
He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!
Knocking snow out of the gas pump nozzle I'm winter to prevent water in the tank
Just whacking the nozzle against the pump.
Moving your ass whether it be at work, home or even in church
Me: Hey Sharon how are you today?
Sharon: FUCKING AWESOME, I'VE BEEN PUMPING ASS ALL MORNING!
Me: ummm... that's good..
Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.
“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”
The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.
Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.
The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.
A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.
Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...