riding the crimson wave

when a girl has her period. used in the movie clueless by cher.

girl: i'm riding the crimson wave
boy: no fair! how come u get to go surfing?

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war hell ride

a term used to describe a psychotic episode, also to bring terror upon someone.

Norman 3X Butler gave Malcolm X a war hell ride.

Riding the Horse Backwards

When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.

This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.

Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"

Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."

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Ride the porcelain pony

Take an exceptionally good crap.

Where have you been?
-Riding the porcelain pony.

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Piggy back ride

1. To piggy upon a back in riding fashion.

2. To allow another person to lay on your back while you hold their legs so they may forgo walking.

guy: WHO WANT'S A PIGGY BACK RIDE?!?!

girl: memememememememe!

guy: OKAY HOP ON!!!

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Ghost Ride The Whip

To put a car into neutral and hop on top of it while bumpin' some fresh beats. Looks especially cool when you get hit by an oncoming car.

"Pardon, good passengers, but I could fancy some Mac Dre right about now. And furthermore, I think I'd like to Ghost Ride The Whip while listening to one of his more agreeable recordings."

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ride-or-die-bitch

1. someone who is down for you no matter what.
2. Yo nigga fo life

That's my ride-or-die-bitch right there.

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