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A bucket for collecting feces and urine.
Instead of walking down the hall to the restroom, Ed takes a dump in the shit bucket and empties it weekly.
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Stating something obvious, this is a sarcastic way of saying "It's very obvious, you can shut up now."
The victim can follow up with "Fuck you Watson" or similar to defend themselves.
"I skipped 80 of the 100 questions on this test, I might get a bad mark!"
"No Shit Sherlock."
"Fuck You Watson."
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A term describing an individual who engages in activity with no regard for others' opinions or possible (perhaps even fatal) consequences. The activity often inconveniences others from a mid-to extremely high degree. The person engaging in the activity in question is usually, but not always consciously aware of his or her shit-assy doing(s).
Pat knowingly used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom and did not replace the roll. About an hour later, Roger sat down for a defecation, only to realize the bathroom was void of TP. He was forced to waddle down the hallway and retrieve more. In this example, Pat exhibits behavior of a mid-level shit-ass.
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To discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner. Usually with good friends and dumb topics. (aka shooting the breeze)
We sat around the campfire shooting the shit.
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when something, whether it be an object or person, breaks to a point of disrepair and/or no functioning uselessness
The car was running fine until you let it shit out!!!
If you'd have taken it to get fixed, it wouldn't have shit out!!
You've been throwing that book around for years, now its all shit out!!
We'd still be able to use it if you wouldn't have let it shit out.
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the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.
"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"
"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"
"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"
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I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.
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