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To get about five day laborers or just five Mexicans and have them get in a circle with you in the middle, then they circle jerk on your face.
Dude, my family just had a Mexican shower on my sister.
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When you put saran wrap on yourself and another person urinates on you.
"I gave her a hot plate and she gave me a shower curtain. It was pretty hot."
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1. A shower in which one is hosed by a milky white substance.
2. A shower in which one is hosed down by Wizzup
3. A shower in which one shares the stall with Wizzup
4. Any combination of the above.
(From the legal records of berky_jeef Vs. Wizzup, 1996)
Prosecutor: On the night of January the Fifth, is it true that you gave my client one of your famous 'Wizzup Showers'
Wizzup: Yes, it is.
Prosecutor: Is it true that he had explicitly requested a so called 'Wizzup shower' from you before the incident?
Wizzup: Yes sir. He verbally communicated the wish to receive such a shower several hours prior.
Prosecutor: That is all, your honor.
Judge: You may return to your seat, Wizzup. Next witness.
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Taking a shower at night and coming to work the next morning all crusty and sweaty, having only washed your face
I have to get up early tomorrow, I might just take a Brazilian shower so I can sleep a bit more
I told her she smelled like shwetty balls, but she said it was impossible, she had taken a Brazilian shower
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The act of discharging gold dollars on someone's head. (minimum of 200 gold dollars)
This mark-ass trick was givin me lip over the money I owed so hit him with a Golden Shower.
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1. When a knight in shiny metal plate armor takes his enemy and hangs him by his feet and then slits his throat and the knight stands underneath so he can get his armor painted red with blood.
King Arthur took a paladin shower after he discovered that Lancelot ravaged Guinevere's vagina.
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A sexual maneuver. This can only be achieved when fornicating with a single mom. If during coital rythms the child happens to enter the room unexpectedly one would quickly cease intercourse to ejaculate firmly on said child.
baby shower.
So I was bangin' Lucy the other night, you know the milf...so her kid walks in, asks for a glass of milk...I filled for him.
Baby shower high five!
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