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When you are repulsed, disenchanted, and exasperated with the level of ignorance a person maintains after calm rational debate and a preponderance of factual evidence ; you just want to give up and slap their senseless ass.
I explained to the young man that if you pour gasoline on a fire it won't go out it will burn even more; he burned down his family home and I trump slapped his ignorant ass when he came over to my house to call the fire department.
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It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. So it refers to having rough sex.
Person 1: hey you wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we could do either ;)
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Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue
MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it
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A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"
John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.
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someone thinks they have the correct answer or fact and another person proves them wrong by looking up the correct word via the internet or popular search engine.
brandon was cought in a lie when sarah gave him the google-slap with the correct answer.
opposite: brandon looked up the facts in order to avoid the google-slap from sarah.
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When someon huffs on their work badge before slapping you with it.
I was leaning over Ponyboy's cube when chunk got a badge slap on me.
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A way to say bitch slapped without saying the word bitch.
Children say this thinking it's not going to get them in trouble.
Dad: how was school today?
daughter: it was ok.
Dad: did anything good happen?
daughter: yeah there was a fight and this girl got B slapped in the face.
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