stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours

I listened to my music and stoned out

Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours

I listened to my music and stoned out

Putting Stones

Rockhounds definition of a golf ball. Also a typo for a pudding stone.

I keep finding putting stones, but no agates, petoskeys, or pudding stones

fisher-stone

a loser lacrosse player

man that kid is such a fisher-stone

Stone Unturned

1. A Nashville based Evo Pop band.

Stone Unturned's single "Common Ground".

Nine Stones

This web-comic has ruined my life.

Will definitely fuck you up.

Has hot man tho, and an ugly cat.

Nine stones has destroyed my life. I love it.