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A hot, sloppy, wet blow job.
Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.
She’s quite the ball slosher.
I nutted her face after that ball slosh.
A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.
Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!
When you score some snow from your home boy Nate.
Are you trying to party this weekend?
I heard someone scored a N8 ball!!
Let's do this!!!
An amazing gift that Balecs give you on sight. They will fly you to the moon and back. They taste great just like saltines.
Those scrumptious balls made me go up up and away
Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.
She gobbled up my ball jelly.
I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.
She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
When you masturbate to Pokemon.
EX: Dude stop Master balling all the time.
EX2: I master balled to Pokemon Leafgreen yesterday.
When your scrotum has become so loose from constantly wearing sweatpants without underwear that lifelong wearers of briefs can now only wear boxers. Caused by the major lifestyle changes from the pandemic.
Example 1:
Becky: Why is your trashcan filled with underwear?
Adam: Pandemic's given me major COVID balls, they hang so low now that I had to replace my briefs with boxers.
Becky: Send pic
Example 2:
Doc: And cough
John: Cough cough
Doc: Hanging pretty loose huh? Recent change?
John: Yep, can't even wear briefs anymore
Doc: Must be COVID balls, my wife's got the COVID tits
John: Is there a cream for that?