Directions back to Rhode Island

When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.

Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.

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New York Islander Fan

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins

cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972

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August Bank Holiday Island

An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.

Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.

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staten island ice tea

When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.

I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.

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the original pussy penis island

THE SMP OF pUssy pENis ISLanD

uHhh idfk Lfmao "the original pussy penis island "

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long island iced tea

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice

Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas

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rhode island smack down

When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.

damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down

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