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jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.

Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.

by facepwn March 5, 2014


jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet

Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski

by Mcfluffin November 4, 2013

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aw jizz

When a Nathan farts during anal sex …!!!

Aw jizz? What a nate

by Zestygamer101”Nathanielrobrob” October 16, 2022


Jizz Jam

It's like those concerts where drummers play with paint on their drums, but you know... it's jizz.

You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).

by deanofjizz April 28, 2022


Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane October 25, 2015


The Jizz

A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.

Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?

Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone

by ROTERFUCHS44 December 4, 2022


Crazy Jizz

When you meet an amazing woman and she seems totally normal. But when you fuck her it turns her crazy. You have Crazy Jizz.

Bro, It happened again. I fucked that new chick Nova. She's gone crazy now, i watched her spit out my load in her mouth and tried shoving it up her vagina trying to get pregnant. I think ive got Crazy Jizz!

by Lisa Dee June 25, 2019