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The freshest, flyest lesbian blonde DJ on the planet. Don’t sweat the technique.
I saw DJ Brynn Taylor at the Abbey last night and she rocked my world!
RULE 1- take everything guys say with a grain of salt because they are just trying to get with u, so then u never really make a connection with any of them that is deep and that u could build a relationship off of
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
Follow any of Taylor's Hookup Rules if you are a girl and you will get laid.
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The Taylor Swift Effect is a phenomenon which occurred after Taylor Swift released her first album. Upon hearing this album, every girl between the ages of 11-20 who knew a few chords on an acoustic guitar declared themselves a singer-songwriter began to write billions of generic songs about breakups and jealousy, even if they had no singing ability or talent whatsoever. This phenomenon is still occurring today, and will continue for several years, until a new singer comes along that changes the trend from breakups to some new bland and generic topic.
"I went to a coffee house last night, and 90% of the performers were teenage girls singing crappy 3 chord songs about boys who blew them off."
"Classic Taylor Swift Effect bro. Get used to it, it's gonna be a while."
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A fucking icon. A legit fucking icon.
Jeremy Ray taylor is a fucking icon
I know, right?
Taylor Swift's re-recorded 1989.
Person One: *listening to 1989* "THE PLAYAS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY"
Person Two: "Can't you wait until Taylor's Version and support her?"
Person One: "You're right. Hey Siri, pre-add 1989 (Taylor's Version) and stop the music"
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Taylor High School
A school located in Piece of shit Pierson, Florida where 90% of the school is Hispanics that roam the halls and wear their non name brand clothing. FFA is maximum capacity every year due to the amount of Hillbillies that go to Taylor High School. The sports teams suck ass and it consists of the Softball Sluts, Bitchy baseball players, The cheerleaders are hideous, wanna-be anorexic bitches with acne-covered faces. The Football players drink each other's ball sweat after practice everyday and do steroids to look cool, when they cant when a game. It's an extremely beautiful campus, with alot of ugly bitches. If you want to be in the "popular" crowd, sleep around with every STD infested guy at this school, which are most of them. There are at least 20 pregnant Mexicans a year. The Gym coach is a pedophile that wears short shorts, and women's gym shoes. Don't go to Taylor unless you want your profession to be under the following categories:
Druggie
Slut
Hooker
Coke head
Dealer
STD-infested bitch
Hispanic.
Guy: Dude! I'm switching to Taylor High School!
Guy 2: Cool man, hook me up with some roofies.
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Taylor sister is a shy girl but in bed shes a freeky little bitch who gets fucked by 20 black cocks at the same time.
Her pussy is 20 inches long nigga
She could also be called a cum dumpster
Bro taylor sister a bad bitch i fucked the shit out off dat nigga.
Taylor sister tamzin
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