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The state of mind 1 second before ejaculating on her in a standing position, when you really really have to go pee and still want to finish your job . Result is always uncertain.
I didn't really take a rain check and peed on her instead.
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A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
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Guy 1: School is so boring today.
Guy 2: Then lets make like a check and bounce!
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Someone who takes pride in the little things in life that they think is amazing but really is something small
Check out the bad man moving the mouse!
I moved my chair check out the bad man!
Check out the bad man walking along the road!
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When ones tailgating you so close you can not see their headlights. You proceed to slam on your brakes then immediately punch the throttle entering v-tec.
Ole J was driving along an old kentuky road when out of nowhere "someone" proceeds to tailgate him. Ole J's first reaction was to brake check to v-tec this guy and leave him in his dust.
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To check if a vagina owner has fish smelling genitalia.
Ben: "I did a rotten sea food check last night it stank!"
Simon: "So did I! But mine didn't smell at all it smelt amazing..."
Slang for a pilot having to use the ejection seat on a modern U.S. military fighter jet. The brand name of the seat is ACES II. An "Ops Check" is short for an operational check.
I hope this jet is good because I don't want to have to do an ACES II ops check to get home.