Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.

I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.

half-family

A single parent, may be a single-mom or a single-dad (though not a divorced parent)

It seems like there are too many children today who are raised in a half-family household.

kissing family

when Bill Hader basically mouth rapes you and holds your hands against your will

tayla: have you seen kissing family?
stranger: no why?
tayla: yOU ABSOLUTE WANKA

Where is my Family

In the basement. Wanna Check? :))

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))

Unconventional family unit

When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you don’t want to sound degenerate.

I’ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom

family discount

when a large group of people,mainly mexicans or of latino decent, go to taco bell they get a large sum of there check discounted, hence the family discount

hey joe i heard you got the family discount at taco bell the other night when you and your family went as a group!

SImonas family

THey have a walnut crackeer and dont eat butter and steals ketchup packets from mcodonalds

CAn i have a walnut ;) ??

absolutely

simonas family