french military victories

There have been many throughout history, including notably the American War of Independence

Without the French at the Battle of Yorktown, Americans would be singing God Save The Queen before baseball games.

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excuse my french

Said to someone after using a bad word.

"Excuse my french, but that was one big pile of shit!"

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Le French Dip

The original French Dip is a combination of the traditional Donkey Punch and Dirty Rodruigez. However as the French say, d'une torsion . . . with a twist. . .

As the man (or woman with a strap-on) is having anal intercourse with his partner (female or male), s/he lays into the unsuspecting recipient’s back of the head with one swift swipe with a baguette so his/her anal sphincter tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for all involved).

When the recipient of said baguette smack turns around, the “giver” of anal insertion slaps his/her phallus on his/her partner’s upper lip leaving a small fecal moustache-like stain similar to that of famed Frenchman/occupier of France, Adolph Hitler.

Hey Rachel, make sure you save an extra baguette for later, you've been telling me how much you've been craving a Le French Dip . . . it's delish . . . yum-o!!!

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soft french kiss

The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.

A soft french kiss is the best kiss ever.

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French king kong

A foursome with three guys and a girl in which two of the guys eiffel tower (one in the front and one backdooring while standing) the girl and the third guy climbs up to fuck her face like king kong

Me and my bros totally French king konged that bitch last night.

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French Whore Season

A season celebrating all that is whorish. Starting February 18th of each calendar year, is celebrated by drunken revelry, highly painted, scantily clad women, and rock. Started in Portland, Maine in 1998, this celebration has reached a world-wide audience.

Are you attending the French Whore Season fete this year? Make sure to bring the absinthe.

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excuse my french

Expression used before using foul language, usu. to warn the listener.

Excuse my french, but that motherfucker is one bitch-ass cocksucker.

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