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A badass metal band from Richmond, Virginia. Randy Blythe, Mark Morton, Will Adler, John Campbell, and Chris Adler make up this incredible force. With their amazing technical riffs, their killer drums, and of course the brutal and piercing vocals of Randy Blythe, it's no wonder they're one of todays youths' favorite metal bands. With 4 studio albums (New American Gospel, As The Palaces Burn, Ashes of the Wake, and Sacrament)and 2 DVD's (Killadelphia and Walk With Me In Hell) they're material is amazing and they're music will live and play forever.
you don't need an example of Lamb of God. When you see 2 bunnies spontaneously combust, you know its Lamb of God
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One beast of a man, who pulls all the fine tang he wants!
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When "holy shit" just doesn't cut it!
Ron: "Did you know the world is ending in 2012?"
Harry: "Holy God!! I'm still a virgin!"
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A form of sexual intimacy, taking place in an ice house. A man is having intercourse in the doggy position, when, precisely at the moment of ejaculation, he thrusts his partner's head in the freezing water.
Rudolph took Emelda ice fishing for their anniversary. He cooked her a delightful dinner of crawdads he had caught from his ice hole. When they finished eating, they became intimate. After five minutes, as Rudolph reached his peak, he shoved Emelda's head into the hole. She gasped, and swallowed a mouthful of freezing water. Kratos had finally slain the God of War.
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When someone or something is just too good to be the work of a mere human.
Dude, did you just see that? I just scored a whole court shot!
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You've just been promoted to God Status
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a player of runescape who trains little more than his combat. he does clues every couple of seconds, and even though he is rich, seems to still think of things of little value as valuable
Iron: Hey, combat 84 now
Kupo: Nice! are you going to stop training any time soon?
(a couple of minutes later)
Iron: Hey, combat 85 now
(repeat)
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A god wad is a person that is overly obsessed or involved with the monotheistic religion that they belong to; it is also a derogatory term for a religious person, or anybody that worships a "divine power".
Christian #1: I love my God! I'd rather have my God than have everything I ever wanted!
Atheist# 1: Shut up, god wad!
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