Random
Source Code
Random
A place where you send your kids as punishment. They usually leave hating going to church, the day Thursday, or leave with many mental illnesses.
Man, I hate my old school.
What was it?
Our lady of grace
13👍 1👎
A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.
You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!
24👍 3👎
Falls into two categories:
1. What the ladies say they want - sensitive, funny guys who won't treat them like shit, cheat on them, or dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
2. What the ladies ACTUALLY want (or at least those that they pick) - 'hot' guys with a bad reputation (biker, rock star, felon) who will treat them like shit, cheat on them, and dump them when a woman with larger breasts becomes available.
What the ladies NEED is to say one thing and do the SAME thing
18👍 3👎
The band that is responsible for the greatest music to ever come out of Canada, headed by the ever so sexy Raine Maida. Hits include Superman's Dead, Starseed, Somewhere Out There, Where Are You, Naveed, Life. Albums include Naveed, Clumsy, Happiness...Is Not A Fish That You Can Catch, Spiritual Machines, Gravity, and Healthy in Paranoid Times. The band's name comes from a 1943 poem by Mark Van Doren.
Dude! I got to touch Raine Maida at the Our Lady Peace concert!
160👍 39👎
a transvestities dick
(s)he called Chris over to suck her Lady Meat
3👍 16👎
Usually regarding someone wearing a fedora. They think they are above all other men for no reason at all. They possess more swords than the 2nd century and 'know' how to use them. They also 'know' they can treat a lady better than you. Trust me, they cuddle their anime pillows harder than you ever will. They are just awkward neckbeards embarrassing themselves on social media.
Hey honey look! It's one of those m' lady fruitcakes!
John is such a m' lady fruitcake. He's going to be single forever.
18👍 2👎
"The Tin Man couldn't get enough of Sweet Lady H"
"I've got a date with Sweet Lady H!"
"Looks like he had a date with Sweet Lady H last night, and now he's toe down"
42👍 9👎